Before you start throwing full wine bottles at your computer screen...

...Allow me to do a tiny, tiny dance for ya. Listen, kimosabe... People who eat people are not people at all. Ewwww. THE CHEAT'S ON FIRE!

HOLY CRAP!

Seriously... I think I'm ready to move on to a DBZ/HR fanfic... so I did. Catch the first installment of Homestar Z now. It features Bubs in a panic about selling the Dragon Balls, and Homestar starting to train with Master Roshi. Weird, dude...

"Ten folks who eat ten folks are not folks at all." --Ivana Crapp, 2005-20X6