In summation, that's how Bubs won the race.
Erm... yeah. So I finally got around to watching some High Score. Well, part of episode 4, really. "Superphil". But after a while, it stopped playing so I decided to go check out some other stuff. I went to Morbid to see what the crap Markie was talking about (see comments in last post) and... I sdidn't really see or hear anything that was even remotely similar to our stories. But, hey, I was inspired to write the next part of my HMB story.
FANFIC PART 2: Escape from the Other Place
*NOTE: Don't take anything offensively. This stuff is meant to be humor, although some scenes may appear offensive at first... but they aren't meant to be.
{Hagurumon is on the phone, talking to Linkk06. The screen splits to show both of them.}
HAGURUMON: In other words, we went shopping.
LINKK06: That... was a really weird story.
HAGURUMON: Yeah, I learned some weirdness from Joel. I was thinking of leaving Bonus Stage to do some stuff in the real world, but apparently High Score isn't being made anymore.
LINKK06: Well... it's still there. It just has a different URL.
HAGURUMON: Yeah, bye.
{Dial tone, split screen stops, Markie walks up and Hagurumon hangs up.
MARKIE: Do you know where Hayei is?
HAGURUMON: Hades? On the sun, remember?
MARKIE: No, that guy that debuted in Go 2 Bed.
HAGURUMON: I'm not that tired, man.
MARKIE: Sigh. I'll go ask BurnBox.
{Markie walks over to BurnBox, who is somehow betting on something.}
BURNBOX: That's right. 5 bucks on Craig. Oh, hey. What's up, Markie?
MARKIE: Have you seen Hayei? He stole KN's katana again.
BURNBOX: Listen, I got bigger fish to fry. And mailmen to bet on.
MARKIE: Okay...
{Markie walks up to King Nintendoid, who is confronting Serenade. Markie then walks off-screen after glancing at what was going on.}
KING NINTENDOID: Bah! Listen, tiny. We all know you're Tim, so stop the act.
SERENADE: Nah, I'd rather not.
KING NINTENDOID: You want an Aeris Special, punk?
SERENADE: Yeah.
KING NINTENDOID: What? Did you just say "yeah"? But nobody wants an Aeris Special. Except maybe Joel, but still.
SERENADE: Pretend I don't want one.
KING NINTENDOID: Ack! You're draining the fun out of everything!
{KN somehow blows up, then appears on the sun.}
KING NINTENDOID: Huh. This is awkward.
SATAN: Yeah, it is. But I have to go somewhere over there.
KING NINTENDOID: This is frickin' stupid.
KURT COBAIN: Heh, heh. So we meet again...
KING NINTENDOID: Well, there goes the awkward again.
{Someone knocks on Smithy93's door. He opens it, and sees Blakken White.}
BLAKKEN WHITE: Congratulations! You've just won a free one-way trip to the sun. Also known as Hades, and some other things that might be sensored by the writer.
SMITHY93: What? What did I ever do to you?
BLAKKEN WHITE: You spammed my message board.
SMITHY93: Listen, buddy boy. I'm not a spammer. I'm more like a... moderator.
{Smithy93 suddenly appears next to KN.}
SMITHY93: That was retarded.
KING NINTENDOID: Yeah. Yeah it was.
{Screen pops up that says "5 days later..." then it cuts to the sun, where every Bonus Stage/Homestar Runner character is, plus all the members of HMB, and a few other people.
DISCOUNT BRICK: So... that guy killed us all?
KILROY: Look, maybe we should escape.
STRONG SAD: That's not possible. We're on the sun, billions of miles away from the Earth. Or wherever we live.
JESSICA: Well, it's convenient for him that Free Country and Charismaville are right next to eachother.
JOEL: Yeah, why do they call it Free Country, USA? Shouldn't it be Free Country, NJ?
FUTURAMAOOY: Um... New Jersey is in America.
PHIL: That's stupid. That time we called Strong Bad, it was listed as a lone-distance call.
HAGURUMON: Um... uh... um... uh...
MARKIE: Well, he looks confounded.
KING NINTENDOID: Nah, his organs are probably asploding. After all, I'm KiNG NiNENTOiD THE PWNiNATOR! Erm... I mean...
STRONG BAD: So... now what?
PROZD KOOPA: Now... we eat charcoal and bathe in hot lava.
HAGURUMON: Geh... mrrr... kerr... gen...
KING NINTENDOID: Further proof that religion ruins people.
JOEL: HEY!
TBC...
FANFIC PART 2: Escape from the Other Place
*NOTE: Don't take anything offensively. This stuff is meant to be humor, although some scenes may appear offensive at first... but they aren't meant to be.
{Hagurumon is on the phone, talking to Linkk06. The screen splits to show both of them.}
HAGURUMON: In other words, we went shopping.
LINKK06: That... was a really weird story.
HAGURUMON: Yeah, I learned some weirdness from Joel. I was thinking of leaving Bonus Stage to do some stuff in the real world, but apparently High Score isn't being made anymore.
LINKK06: Well... it's still there. It just has a different URL.
HAGURUMON: Yeah, bye.
{Dial tone, split screen stops, Markie walks up and Hagurumon hangs up.
MARKIE: Do you know where Hayei is?
HAGURUMON: Hades? On the sun, remember?
MARKIE: No, that guy that debuted in Go 2 Bed.
HAGURUMON: I'm not that tired, man.
MARKIE: Sigh. I'll go ask BurnBox.
{Markie walks over to BurnBox, who is somehow betting on something.}
BURNBOX: That's right. 5 bucks on Craig. Oh, hey. What's up, Markie?
MARKIE: Have you seen Hayei? He stole KN's katana again.
BURNBOX: Listen, I got bigger fish to fry. And mailmen to bet on.
MARKIE: Okay...
{Markie walks up to King Nintendoid, who is confronting Serenade. Markie then walks off-screen after glancing at what was going on.}
KING NINTENDOID: Bah! Listen, tiny. We all know you're Tim, so stop the act.
SERENADE: Nah, I'd rather not.
KING NINTENDOID: You want an Aeris Special, punk?
SERENADE: Yeah.
KING NINTENDOID: What? Did you just say "yeah"? But nobody wants an Aeris Special. Except maybe Joel, but still.
SERENADE: Pretend I don't want one.
KING NINTENDOID: Ack! You're draining the fun out of everything!
{KN somehow blows up, then appears on the sun.}
KING NINTENDOID: Huh. This is awkward.
SATAN: Yeah, it is. But I have to go somewhere over there.
KING NINTENDOID: This is frickin' stupid.
KURT COBAIN: Heh, heh. So we meet again...
KING NINTENDOID: Well, there goes the awkward again.
{Someone knocks on Smithy93's door. He opens it, and sees Blakken White.}
BLAKKEN WHITE: Congratulations! You've just won a free one-way trip to the sun. Also known as Hades, and some other things that might be sensored by the writer.
SMITHY93: What? What did I ever do to you?
BLAKKEN WHITE: You spammed my message board.
SMITHY93: Listen, buddy boy. I'm not a spammer. I'm more like a... moderator.
{Smithy93 suddenly appears next to KN.}
SMITHY93: That was retarded.
KING NINTENDOID: Yeah. Yeah it was.
{Screen pops up that says "5 days later..." then it cuts to the sun, where every Bonus Stage/Homestar Runner character is, plus all the members of HMB, and a few other people.
DISCOUNT BRICK: So... that guy killed us all?
KILROY: Look, maybe we should escape.
STRONG SAD: That's not possible. We're on the sun, billions of miles away from the Earth. Or wherever we live.
JESSICA: Well, it's convenient for him that Free Country and Charismaville are right next to eachother.
JOEL: Yeah, why do they call it Free Country, USA? Shouldn't it be Free Country, NJ?
FUTURAMAOOY: Um... New Jersey is in America.
PHIL: That's stupid. That time we called Strong Bad, it was listed as a lone-distance call.
HAGURUMON: Um... uh... um... uh...
MARKIE: Well, he looks confounded.
KING NINTENDOID: Nah, his organs are probably asploding. After all, I'm KiNG NiNENTOiD THE PWNiNATOR! Erm... I mean...
STRONG BAD: So... now what?
PROZD KOOPA: Now... we eat charcoal and bathe in hot lava.
HAGURUMON: Geh... mrrr... kerr... gen...
KING NINTENDOID: Further proof that religion ruins people.
JOEL: HEY!
TBC...
posted by Hagurumon at 8:36 AM
1 Comments:
To quote you: "Coincidentally, I did the same thing you did with Episode 9, only I did that yesterday." Episode 9 of Bonus Stage is called "Morbid". I'm guessing that's what you meant.
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