Birfday, bucko.

September 1st. Remember that now. And now, I will sing a song.


Chocolate dreams
They're probably cool
I'm attacking your face
My tool is dog drool
You don't know why?
It's cause you're a fool
So now I'll go back
To my chocolate dreams


What... the... heck?

Tonight on The Nick Bate Show! Child Porn: Good or Bad?

You wouldn't want to hear my opinion on it.

And w00t, I'm on deviantART. A lot. Oh, and I might someday make a fanclub there. On Cats Inc. If it would ever GET ENOUGH FANS!!!!!!

^^;

The guy with the most emo,
~Nick Bate aka "Hagurumon" aka "Majin_Buu_01" aka "Pr0nst@r777"

I'm the worst guy ever...

Read this. All of it. There's more than one page to it.

WARNING! Explicit language because everyone hates my guts and started swearing at me.

To explain myself a bit, I, Nick Bate, fell in love about a week or so ago... and told everyone at HMB (several times). I was too afraid to tell her myself, so ~KingSiberia~ did it for me. Funny thing is, King Nintendoid and No Toppings were right. I should've told her. Casseh even said that herself, and so did her friend. So, uh... I really suck...

*sigh*

Nobody ever comes here because I haven't been sticking to a regular blogging schedule. Well, I'll talk to myself. Um... *sigh* I'm kinda tired. It's 2 in da morning. Oh, well. I need to learn how to make myself have dreams. KN kinda told me, but... you know... stuff. I'm back at the HRWiki, to everybody's surprise. Crap, I might have to move back with my mom soon. I hope not. Soooooo... I'm still waiting, Matt Wilson. WHERE'S JOEL GOES TO COLLEGE?! Yeah, I know. Another delay. Hopefully this time it won't be as bad as in season 5, where every episode was like, four weeks late. That really sucked.

Something!

Classic GEOweasel reference. Anywhoo, it's been a while since I last posted on Blogger. So basically, I'm posting again because I CAN! You know why I can? Because I have some kind of power on my side. The power of "wub", as KN would put it. Wait... that sounded pretty sucky. Well, let me put it to ya this way... I'm in love. I mean, I have absolutely no chance with this girl, but... still. I mean, geez. She's like, four years older than me. And once she turns eighteen, it'll be illegal for her to be my girlfriend. This sucks. -_-

Insert bad word here.

Man, I hate the fourth of July. Fireworks freak me out. Yesterday my stepdad set off a bunch of firecrackers (aren't those things illegal anyway?) and fountains... gah... plus, on Saturday, my dad made me watch the fireworks that people set off at some carnival or something. Independence Day is my least favorite holiday for many reasons. First of all, the fireworks. Can't we adopt new traditions for this holiday?! Second, the movie. Third... um... actually, there is no third I totally lied.

Well, I've been on deviantART for a while now, and I also started watching yet ANOTHER Flash series, called GEOweasel. It's pretty funny. I don't think it's updated very often, though. Oh, and I've been browsing through Cassquet's stuff on deviantART. Awesome. That's what I have to say.