Free Bonus: Some kinda story!

Yes, that's right. At the end of this post you can find a story by me, starring the HMB members. I got the idea from Markie or BurnBox. Probably both. Anyways, I was indeed watching Bonus Stage, and after watching episode 55, I realized that I still hadn't seen episode 9. So, I went to newgrounds.com and ran a search for Bonus Stage. You know what I found? Episode 9. So now I have seen everything so far. Except 4, but that doesn't really count.

How come TBC didn't make a new email this week? They will hopefully have one up this week, but I don't know. Anyway... I just now realized that my cat is somewhere in the house... probably sleeping at the top of the stairs again. So, this is me signing off. Have fun with part 1 of the fanfic.

JOEL: A fanfic? About your life?! Hahahahahaha!

Mmm... right.

~Hagurumon

FANFIC PART 1: Introduction

{Hagurumon and Kilroy are at a bus stop for some reason.}

HAGURUMON: So, um... how's the construction going?

KILROY: Well, so far so good. It's really gonna be great when it's finished.

HAGURUMON: Cool, cool.

{Paratroopa walks up, with a taco in each hand, taking bites out of both alternately.}

PARATROOPA: Hey, guys. Uh... how are we all right here if we're from different states?

HAGURUMON: Well, I wrote you into the script.

PARATROOPA: Yeah, but... in Markie's fanfic, King Nintendoid called him from another country.

HAGURUMON: Well, this is a different story. We're all in the same town.

KILROY: What town are we in... exactly? I look like a cartoon character.

HAGURUMON: Charismaville, New Jersey.

KILROY: I had to ask.

{Meanwhile, King Nintendoid is "talking" to Phil.}

KING NINTENDOID: That's it... Aeris Special time.

PHIL: Who are you supposed to be, Sephiroth or something?

KING NINTENDOID: Well, because of my avatar and personality, as well as my Aeris Special, Hagurumon imagines me as a Sephiroth-lookin' guy. So he just wrote me in like thi- Why am I talking about this?! It's Aeris Special time!

{Markie walks in and causes King Nintendoid to turn around, allowing Phil's escape.}

KING NINTENDOID: Ow... I lost my victim. I- I- I mean client.

MARKIE: Client, huh? What's your job, exactly?

KING NINTENDOID: Erm... political debates and Playstation 2-hunting.

MARKIE: You hunt PS2's? So, do you like... eat its meat or what?

KING NINTENDOID: Never mind. Look, if you don't want Aeris Special'd, go find that Hayei guy. He totally stole my katana.

MARKIE: So what were you using to- Whatever. I'll go look for him.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Bonus Stage vs. Homestar Runner

Here's a dilemna. A match of two freakin' awesome Flash sites. Homestar Runner versus Bonus Stage. "G-A-S-P!", as Phil would say. Actually, I can't decide. They're both great. Both have a main character who's clueless, both have the obligatory insulting person, both have um... not-human looking characters. BS even had cameos of Homestar, Strong Bad, Strong Sad and Coach Z in episode 9, which is down right now. I never got to see it. :C Any-dang-way, Bonus Stage is freaking great. I give it a PG-13 rating, though, for swearing and animated volence. Well, the dead come back next episode anyway, but still. I still can't figure out how to win. So, I'll just use... ACTION SCIENCE! ACTION SCIENE!

Well, in closing...

I think it's in your best interest that you COOK ME SOME BACON!
~Hagurumon

PS I know I misquoted the bacon thing.

Here, kitty, kitty...

Here's son fun facts about cats.
Possibly. Well, not really. But I like messing with your mind. Playing mind games... and board games.

So, there's no real HMB update, except we just got our 38th member yesterday, Ninja Bot. So, um... that's it.

My search? Not coming along to well. In my quest for J-Pop, I found a website about Japanese people... who weren't even singers that I know of. I also came across a Japanese site. I'm American, so I couldn't read it.

My day? Well, I'm hungry. Extremely hungry. Anyone got a tornado or something? Those things are good. Spicy, but good.

I need a theme song...

Okay... I've decided to begin a search for a theme song for me or The Nick Team, or each individual character of The Nick Team. However, running a search for J-Pop didn't really find any clips to listen to. I'm thinking of having J-Pop as my genre, but I can't FIND ANY! WTF?! Well, I got a suggestion of using the music from DBZ Budokai 2, but I only have 1 and 3. Geez, that's so ironic. Anyone who knows a site where I can listen to J-Pop clips for free and without download, well, COMMENT!!!!!

Just a heads up...

If you haven't seen me posting anywhere or editing a wiki for a few months.. I'm probably dead. I don't expect to be dead anytime soon, but you never know.

Anyway, to escape my pessimism... here's some fun links on the fanstuff wiki. Hagurumon Emails Cheatopia Homestar Z HaguruTimes and don't forget the Golden Star winner of December 2004... Strong Bad's Email Quest! Yay!

And the HMB member of the year is...

So... I missed MOM for December and January. As much as that sucks, I'm kinda confused about who to make MOM. But hopefully I can think of someone by February. Maybe Paratroopa or King Nintendoid. They've been around a lot lately. So... I unlocked all but Saibamen and Cell Jr in DBZ Budokai 3. I know how to unlock everyone, but the aforementioned must be unlocked by meeting requirements that occur randomly. So... it's very hard. I've also added a few more short pages at the TNT wiki. Except for that thing about the Metropilitan War... that was long. What I should do, make the wiki open for public editing. Or something. You know, others could work on articles. But somehow, I think that I'm the only one that knows about the Nick Team. Well, Rebel and Lordmacen do, too, but not very much. I PWN the Nick Team! Um...

Before you start throwing full wine bottles at your computer screen...

...Allow me to do a tiny, tiny dance for ya. Listen, kimosabe... People who eat people are not people at all. Ewwww. THE CHEAT'S ON FIRE!

HOLY CRAP!

Seriously... I think I'm ready to move on to a DBZ/HR fanfic... so I did. Catch the first installment of Homestar Z now. It features Bubs in a panic about selling the Dragon Balls, and Homestar starting to train with Master Roshi. Weird, dude...

"Ten folks who eat ten folks are not folks at all." --Ivana Crapp, 2005-20X6

Weirdness...

Yeah, okay. That was a weird day. Anyway, we've got new banners at HMB, linking to Holiday Village and Real Smooth Moves Comics. In case you've forgotten or are new to the blog: HMB. I looked at my Yu-Gi-Oh deck again, it's pretty cool. Like I said, only machine monsters. My magic and trap cards are looking soooo gooood too. Strong Bad has a new email. It's called part-time job. Strong Bad is fired. Hahaha. Take a look.