Something weird...

Something weird just happened to me. I probably shouldn't say what. Anyway, tomorrow is March, and you know what that means... episode 12 + 1 of SKF comes soon! W00t! Also, episode 59 of Bonus Stage came out. Also, Strong Bad Email 125 came out. So...
Matt Wilson updates Fridays, while TBC update Mondays. Maybe I should update Wednesdays. Well, no. I want to start on 12 + 1 ASAP, meaning tomorrow, which is Tuesday. Maybe after 12 + 1 I'll start updating Wednesdays. Ah, yes. The Hump Day. ...Because it's the middle of the week, you know? Like, you know? Oh crap. I just sounded like Rikku.

KN: OMG! I'll pwninate you!

Argh! No!

Back to quarter-reality. I've been playing this cool MMORPG called runescape. To find it, go to runescape.com

PS My username is Hagurumon. Add me to your friends list if you ever play it! Which you might or might not. Whatever. Maybe we could trade items sometime.

THE END


...Jessica!

Sure ya did, KN. Sure ya did.

Erm... yeah. But can you match up to my obsession, KN? Constantly pretending that Bonus Stage characters are there, interacting with me? Well, they mostly just play video games and sleep, but still. They're there. Ahem... Jessica.

Oh, and um... my first update for about 2 days. And, uh... KN, I never had a car and I don't intend to. If I get a car, I'll crash and probably die. Therefore, I will never drive.

Strong Bad email 125 is out. This one took several clips from Jessica past emails, such Jessica as "pizzazz", "montage", or "dangeresque" Jessica "3". I Jessica actually think it took words from Jessica all 124 emails, but whatever. I couldn't Jessica label them all.

When's the next BS episode, dangit?!

Myess... Jessica.

Erm... KN, get away from me with that Aeris Special machine. ACK! NO!

In closing, Jessica again.

~The H-Man... and Jessica, who I'm pretending is sitting over there at the dining room table. And Rya's still on the couch.

Stuff is fun. Stuff is still cool.

So, um... I made a preview thing for SKF. It lists a crapload of episodes and their plots, up to episode 62. It's not done, though. Um... I was dancing a lot. The end.

In closing,
Jessica.

~Hagurumon "holy crap I'm like KN now" the Werecat

Bonus Stage Wiki!

The New Bonus Stage Wiki has been set up by Porplemontage. I'm an admin there, and I've also been moving a lot of pages over to the neu wilrde... erm... I mean new wiki. There's also a forum for the wiki, and I'm a mod there. So basically, if there's any trouble, contact me. I was really excited when I found out about the new wiki. But apparently Markie beat me to it! :D

Now I'm hungry for a Philly cheese steak. Great, just great.

~Hagurumon and possibly someone else who may or may not be standing behind me

Título.

Soy así que agujereado hoy. Comencé un nuevo juego en HMB, aunque. Tiene caracteres de algún un poco Fanfic, pero usted puede agregar más si usted desea.

(Español.)

Happy V-Day!

It's V-Day, and you know what that means! ...Well, no you don't.

It's been a week since February 7th, the holiday that only I celebrate. I gave out some cards I made, and a "certificate" for a free 3-course dinner cooked by yours truly. But on the back it said it expired last month! Hahaha! It was hilarious. But the recipient still expects a 3-course dinner. Crap.

In case you were wondering, February 7th is the holiday Joel made up in Some Kinda Fanfic episode 12. It wrapped up season 1, basically. Now I'm taking a short break. March is when episode 12 + 1 comes. I did make a short scene that comes before the opening credits in 12 + 1, though. It is kind of... disturbing.

Me and No Toppings were chatting about SKF today. He was telling me that he wants the Doomsday spell mentioned in episode 8: "Kentucky Campaign". We were also discussing about the special February 7th episode. And um... he said a few risque statements that made me... uh... feel weird. Not in a bad way, though. But, uh... it was kinda hilarious. I told him that I was gonna give him a girlfriend for SKF, but his character would keep ignoring her. His reaction? Uh... I dunno. Sounded like he got grossed out or something.

To see our conversations, look for the following threads: Valentine's Day and Your Thoughts on the New Updates. Probably more than that, but... yeah. Bye.

No two people are not on fire

So... episode 12 of SKF is out. And... a huge secret is revealed. Although you probably guessed it already. Next episode, which will come in March, Hagurumon becomes a blonde singer! Yay!

...BS number 57 came out. It's gonna be hard to catch up, really. But hey, I already beat High Score. :D Yay! I'm rising to the top! KN apparently made a crossover in his TPWOKN story. He basically used the plot for SKF #2. You know, where everybody's on the sun. Whee! Highly overrated, the sun is. Quite stupid, I am. Talking like Yoda, I am.

BS: 56 SKF: 5

Well, I'm feeling a bit generous today, so I went ahead and gave the titles and plots of the next few episodes. I also did episodes 4 and 5. I hope to get to episode 10 soon, as the ending is going to be a bit dramatic...

So... I finally watched episode 56 of Bonus Stage. That was hilarious with the whole raining on Phil's parade scene, but the bonus cartoon at the end was freakin' long. Way too long. It had to be about 10 minutes long, man! A loop of a stick guy dancing? Weird. Very weird. And more weirdness strikes in um... Some Kinda Fanfic when a new minor character is introduced, known only as Kris Crosse.

Bread is a good time for me!

Yes, Markie. I saw your comment. I answered it. Whatever you were talking about, I still can't figure it out. Anydangway, I now have a page for the stories at the HRFWiki. The Story! Episode/Part/Chapter 3 is out, and I also added cast commentaries to some pages. Soon after, Markie made a commentary with me in it. He made me look smarter than I really am. And that's a good thing... I guess.

What next? The entire HMB clique writing stories like this? Actually, that'd be great. Also, I started doing some sprite comics. In comic 1, me and Markie discuss food and also the reconstruction of Joel/Phil's house. In comic 2, me and Phil face off about the dangers of overusing the word "so" and the phrase "I mean, you gotta tell me". In comic 3, all three of the afforementioned discuss the whereabouts of the other characters. And... most everyone is throwing stuff at people. I try to cover up for the account and fail miserably when Phil and Markie see through my lies.

Next comic, I plan to add in The Cheat and the pixelated Homestar. And someone else... maybe Strong Bad. I dunno. I'm gonna need to get the sprites first, of course!

In summation, that's how Bubs won the race.

Erm... yeah. So I finally got around to watching some High Score. Well, part of episode 4, really. "Superphil". But after a while, it stopped playing so I decided to go check out some other stuff. I went to Morbid to see what the crap Markie was talking about (see comments in last post) and... I sdidn't really see or hear anything that was even remotely similar to our stories. But, hey, I was inspired to write the next part of my HMB story.

FANFIC PART 2: Escape from the Other Place
*NOTE: Don't take anything offensively. This stuff is meant to be humor, although some scenes may appear offensive at first... but they aren't meant to be.

{Hagurumon is on the phone, talking to Linkk06. The screen splits to show both of them.}

HAGURUMON: In other words, we went shopping.

LINKK06: That... was a really weird story.

HAGURUMON: Yeah, I learned some weirdness from Joel. I was thinking of leaving Bonus Stage to do some stuff in the real world, but apparently High Score isn't being made anymore.

LINKK06: Well... it's still there. It just has a different URL.

HAGURUMON: Yeah, bye.

{Dial tone, split screen stops, Markie walks up and Hagurumon hangs up.

MARKIE: Do you know where Hayei is?

HAGURUMON: Hades? On the sun, remember?

MARKIE: No, that guy that debuted in Go 2 Bed.

HAGURUMON: I'm not that tired, man.

MARKIE: Sigh. I'll go ask BurnBox.

{Markie walks over to BurnBox, who is somehow betting on something.}

BURNBOX: That's right. 5 bucks on Craig. Oh, hey. What's up, Markie?

MARKIE: Have you seen Hayei? He stole KN's katana again.

BURNBOX: Listen, I got bigger fish to fry. And mailmen to bet on.

MARKIE: Okay...

{Markie walks up to King Nintendoid, who is confronting Serenade. Markie then walks off-screen after glancing at what was going on.}

KING NINTENDOID: Bah! Listen, tiny. We all know you're Tim, so stop the act.

SERENADE: Nah, I'd rather not.

KING NINTENDOID: You want an Aeris Special, punk?

SERENADE: Yeah.

KING NINTENDOID: What? Did you just say "yeah"? But nobody wants an Aeris Special. Except maybe Joel, but still.

SERENADE: Pretend I don't want one.

KING NINTENDOID: Ack! You're draining the fun out of everything!

{KN somehow blows up, then appears on the sun.}

KING NINTENDOID: Huh. This is awkward.

SATAN: Yeah, it is. But I have to go somewhere over there.

KING NINTENDOID: This is frickin' stupid.

KURT COBAIN: Heh, heh. So we meet again...

KING NINTENDOID: Well, there goes the awkward again.

{Someone knocks on Smithy93's door. He opens it, and sees Blakken White.}

BLAKKEN WHITE: Congratulations! You've just won a free one-way trip to the sun. Also known as Hades, and some other things that might be sensored by the writer.

SMITHY93: What? What did I ever do to you?

BLAKKEN WHITE: You spammed my message board.

SMITHY93: Listen, buddy boy. I'm not a spammer. I'm more like a... moderator.

{Smithy93 suddenly appears next to KN.}

SMITHY93: That was retarded.

KING NINTENDOID: Yeah. Yeah it was.

{Screen pops up that says "5 days later..." then it cuts to the sun, where every Bonus Stage/Homestar Runner character is, plus all the members of HMB, and a few other people.

DISCOUNT BRICK: So... that guy killed us all?

KILROY: Look, maybe we should escape.

STRONG SAD: That's not possible. We're on the sun, billions of miles away from the Earth. Or wherever we live.

JESSICA: Well, it's convenient for him that Free Country and Charismaville are right next to eachother.

JOEL: Yeah, why do they call it Free Country, USA? Shouldn't it be Free Country, NJ?

FUTURAMAOOY: Um... New Jersey is in America.

PHIL: That's stupid. That time we called Strong Bad, it was listed as a lone-distance call.

HAGURUMON: Um... uh... um... uh...

MARKIE: Well, he looks confounded.

KING NINTENDOID: Nah, his organs are probably asploding. After all, I'm KiNG NiNENTOiD THE PWNiNATOR! Erm... I mean...

STRONG BAD: So... now what?

PROZD KOOPA: Now... we eat charcoal and bathe in hot lava.

HAGURUMON: Geh... mrrr... kerr... gen...

KING NINTENDOID: Further proof that religion ruins people.

JOEL: HEY!

TBC...